diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/__init__.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/__init__.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e69de29
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/admin.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/admin.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..21c55ed
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dr_botzo/dispatch/admin.py
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+"""Manage dispatch models in the admin interface."""
+
+from django.contrib import admin
+
+from dispatch.models import Dispatcher
+
+
+admin.site.register(Dispatcher)
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/migrations/0001_initial.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/migrations/0001_initial.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2725b01
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dr_botzo/dispatch/migrations/0001_initial.py
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+from __future__ import unicode_literals
+
+from django.db import models, migrations
+
+
+class Migration(migrations.Migration):
+
+    dependencies = [
+    ]
+
+    operations = [
+        migrations.CreateModel(
+            name='Dispatcher',
+            fields=[
+                ('id', models.AutoField(verbose_name='ID', serialize=False, auto_created=True, primary_key=True)),
+                ('key', models.CharField(unique=True, max_length=16)),
+                ('type', models.CharField(max_length=16, choices=[(b'privmsg', b'IRC privmsg'), (b'file', b'Write to file')])),
+                ('destination', models.CharField(max_length=200)),
+            ],
+        ),
+    ]
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/migrations/__init__.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/migrations/__init__.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e69de29
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/models.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/models.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..919da0f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dr_botzo/dispatch/models.py
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+"""Track dispatcher configurations."""
+
+import logging
+
+from django.db import models
+
+
+log = logging.getLogger('dispatch.models')
+
+
+class Dispatcher(models.Model):
+
+    """Handle incoming API requests and do something with them."""
+
+    PRIVMSG_TYPE = 'privmsg'
+    FILE_TYPE = 'file'
+
+    TYPE_CHOICES = (
+        (PRIVMSG_TYPE, "IRC privmsg"),
+        (FILE_TYPE, "Write to file"),
+    )
+
+    key = models.CharField(max_length=16, unique=True)
+    type = models.CharField(max_length=16, choices=TYPE_CHOICES)
+    destination = models.CharField(max_length=200)
+
+    def __unicode__(self):
+        """String representation."""
+
+        return u"{0:s} -> {1:s}".format(self.key, self.destination)
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/serializers.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/serializers.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f14db08
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dr_botzo/dispatch/serializers.py
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+"""Serializers for the dispatcher API objects."""
+
+from rest_framework import serializers
+
+from dispatch.models import Dispatcher
+
+
+class DispatcherSerializer(serializers.ModelSerializer):
+
+    class Meta:
+        model = Dispatcher
+        fields = ('id', 'key', 'type', 'destination')
+
+
+class DispatchMessageSerializer(serializers.Serializer):
+
+    message = serializers.CharField()
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/urls.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/urls.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..58c6a79
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dr_botzo/dispatch/urls.py
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+"""URL patterns for the dispatcher API."""
+
+from django.conf.urls import patterns, url
+
+from dispatch.views import DispatchMessage, DispatcherList, DispatcherDetail
+
+
+urlpatterns = patterns('dispatch.views',
+    url(r'^api/dispatchers/$', DispatcherList.as_view(), name='dispatch_api_dispatchers'),
+    url(r'^api/dispatchers/(?P<pk>[0-9]+)/$', DispatcherDetail.as_view(), name='dispatch_api_dispatcher_detail'),
+    url(r'^api/dispatchers/(?P<pk>[0-9]+)/message$', DispatchMessage.as_view(), name='dispatch_api_dispatch_message'),
+)
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dispatch/views.py b/dr_botzo/dispatch/views.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bab2e0c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dr_botzo/dispatch/views.py
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+"""Handle dispatcher API requests."""
+
+from __future__ import unicode_literals
+
+import logging
+import os
+import xmlrpclib
+
+from django.conf import settings
+from django.http import Http404
+from rest_framework.views import APIView
+from rest_framework.response import Response
+from rest_framework import generics, status
+
+from dispatch.models import Dispatcher
+from dispatch.serializers import DispatchMessageSerializer, DispatcherSerializer
+
+
+log = logging.getLogger('dispatch.views')
+
+
+class DispatcherList(generics.ListAPIView):
+
+    """List all dispatchers."""
+
+    queryset = Dispatcher.objects.all()
+    serializer_class = DispatcherSerializer
+
+
+class DispatcherDetail(generics.RetrieveAPIView):
+
+    """Detail the given dispatcher."""
+
+    queryset = Dispatcher.objects.all()
+    serializer_class = DispatcherSerializer
+
+
+class DispatchMessage(APIView):
+
+    """Send a message to the given dispatcher."""
+
+    queryset = Dispatcher.objects.none()
+
+    def get_object(self, pk):
+        try:
+            return Dispatcher.objects.get(pk=pk)
+        except Dispatcher.DoesNotExist:
+            raise Http404
+
+    def get(self, request, pk, format=None):
+        dispatcher = self.get_object(pk)
+        return Response({'message': ""})
+
+    def post(self, request, pk, format=None):
+        dispatcher = self.get_object(pk)
+        serializer = DispatchMessageSerializer(data=request.data)
+        if serializer.is_valid():
+            if dispatcher.type == Dispatcher.PRIVMSG_TYPE:
+                bot_url = 'http://{0:s}:{1:d}/'.format(settings.IRCBOT_XMLRPC_HOST, settings.IRCBOT_XMLRPC_PORT)
+                bot = xmlrpclib.ServerProxy(bot_url)
+                log.debug("sending '%s' to channel %s", serializer.data['message'], dispatcher.destination)
+                bot.privmsg(dispatcher.destination, serializer.data['message'])
+                return Response({'status': "OK"})
+            elif dispatcher.type == Dispatcher.FILE_TYPE:
+                filename = os.path.abspath(dispatcher.destination)
+                log.debug("sending '%s' to file %s", serializer.data['message'], filename)
+                with open(filename, 'w') as f:
+                    f.write(serializer.data['message'])
+                    f.write('\n')
+                return Response({'status': "OK"})
+
+        return Response(serializer.errors, status=status.HTTP_400_BAD_REQUEST)
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/settings.py b/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/settings.py
index d857502..6999a62 100644
--- a/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/settings.py
+++ b/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/settings.py
@@ -37,7 +37,9 @@ INSTALLED_APPS = (
     'django.contrib.staticfiles',
     'django_extensions',
     'adminplus',
+    'rest_framework',
     'countdown',
+    'dispatch',
     'facts',
     'ircbot',
     'karma',
@@ -121,6 +123,15 @@ STATICFILES_DIRS = (
 )
 
 
+REST_FRAMEWORK = {
+    # Use Django's standard `django.contrib.auth` permissions,
+    # or allow read-only access for unauthenticated users.
+    'DEFAULT_PERMISSION_CLASSES': [
+        'rest_framework.permissions.DjangoModelPermissionsOrAnonReadOnly'
+    ]
+}
+
+
 # IRC bot stuff
 
 # tuple of hostname, port number, and password (or None)
diff --git a/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/urls.py b/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/urls.py
index baef8e8..6196d80 100644
--- a/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/urls.py
+++ b/dr_botzo/dr_botzo/urls.py
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@ admin.autodiscover()
 urlpatterns = patterns('',
     url(r'^$', 'dr_botzo.views.home', name='home'),
 
+    url(r'^dispatch/', include('dispatch.urls')),
     url(r'^markov/', include('markov.urls')),
     url(r'^races/', include('races.urls')),
 
diff --git a/requirements.txt b/requirements.txt
index c760540..09e2f26 100644
--- a/requirements.txt
+++ b/requirements.txt
@@ -1,5 +1,8 @@
 Django==1.8.1
+django-adminplus==0.3
 django-extensions==1.5.3
+django-filter==0.10.0
+djangorestframework==3.1.3
 httplib2==0.7.4
 inflect==0.2.5
 irc==12.1.4
@@ -13,6 +16,7 @@ jaraco.logging==1.2
 jaraco.text==1.3
 logilab-astng==0.24.0
 logilab-common==0.58.1
+Markdown==2.6.2
 more-itertools==2.2
 MySQL-python==1.2.3
 oauth2==1.5.211
@@ -29,4 +33,3 @@ tempora==1.3
 twython==3.0.0
 yg.lockfile==2.0
 zc.lockfile==1.1.0
-django-adminplus==0.3